Sunday, July 29, 2012

50 Shades of..."Oh my..."

What do you think of when you think of a knitter?
(Real knitters need not answer...
you already know you're a vital, vibrant
and exciting woman!)
Sadly, many people conjure up an image
somewhat like the one above when
they hear the word "knitter."

I spent this Sunday afternoon sitting on my porch,
Walkman ear buds firmly fixed in my ears,
knitting, of course.
Do you see me above?

Here's the rub --
I've been listening to the
50 SHADES trilogy.
(I'm actually about mid point of the second book.)

You cannot have missed the hype about these books:
NY Times bestsellers,
labeled "Mommy Porn,"
explicit sex scenes,
dominant/submissive relationship,
etc., etc., etc.

So, combine your image of a knitter
with someone listening to those books.
It makes a funny picture, doesn't it?

Here's my take on it.
When reading these books you've got to
remember to separate fantasy from reality,
DO NOT expect Jane Austin,
and prepare to be...
"Oh my..."
(I will never be able to hear that expression again 
and feel the same way about it.)


Linda Chapman said...

Oh, MY!!

NanaDiana said...

OH MY!!!! lol xo Diana

Tanna at The Brick Street Bungalow said...

LOL!! I've read the first one!! LOL! I'm just chuckling about the knitter picture and Shades of Gray. LOL! Love this, Susan! blessings ~ tanna
ps guess I'm going to have to read the rest of them to find out about "oh, my". ;)

Ocean Breezes and Country Sneezes said...

Oh my! LOL!!!

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